Anxiety Lying Hoe Graphic Tee Halloween

Your anxiety is a lying hoe. There, we said it.

This gothic-inspired graphic tee features a creepy-cute cross-stitch design framed with skulls, roses, and winding snakes, paired with the brutally honest reminder we all need sometimes. Perfect for spooky season, year-round goth vibes, mental health warriors, and anyone whose brain occasionally likes to invent problems for sport. Humans really did evolve enough intelligence to create anxiety and then print insults directed at it on T-shirts. Remarkable species.

🖤 Soft, comfortable unisex fit

🖤 Vintage-inspired cross-stitch artwork

🖤 Gothic floral, skull, and snake details

🖤 Perfect for spooky girls, book lovers, alternative fashion, and dark humor enthusiasts

🖤 Easy to pair with fishnets, boots, cardigans, or your favorite black everything

🖤 Fit Tip:

For an oversized t-shirt dress look, size up 1–2 sizes from your normal fit.